AIG Executives: Travel in Pairs

Today, a bus protest tour is visiting the homes of AIG executives in the normally serene community of Fairfield, Connecticut (New York Daily News). Home of AIG executive James Haas, in Fairfield, Conn.

Earlier in the week, AIG issued a corporate security memorandum (Gawker) advising its cash-flush employees on how to avoid falling prey to roving mobs of populist vigilantes looking to extract a prison-style post-bonus tax (click on image to enlarge):

I came up with a far more straightforward and effective memo:
Attention AIG Executives – Voluntarily give back your bonuses.