Horribly Inappropriate Halloween Costumes

Images from Huffington Post

Halloween is right around the corner. Better stockpile candy, and dignity, now cause you won’t be amassing any in these:

Children’s pimp costume – “When I grow up I want to be Bishop Don Magic Juan.”

Elton Jon Benet – “Mmm…can we have some sweet treats?”

Even sans sheep, this dude is clearly creepy – “Hi, I’m your new neighbor and I love to babysit. You’re not familiar with Megan’s Law, are you?”

Child suicide bomber – “Halloween? No, only heathens celebrate that. This is my costume for a skit at after-school bible camp about the sand people who want to destroy Jesus.”

The shocker, a douche bag favorite – “I always reach for my candy through the backdoor.”

Euro Mobile Guy – “You want make dial operator, pretty American lady?”

Kid Tranny Diva – “My parents aren’t sure what pronouns to use to describe me.”