Five Utterly Ridiculous Consumer Products

The Back Up – so you can kill somebody while remaining prone and semiconscious...


The Tiddy Bear – everybody wants a happy little guy sliding between their breasts...


The Privacy Scarf – totally inconspicuous way to watch porn in public...

The SpeedFit – cause regular old running is just too damn simple...


Comfort Wipe – “toilet paper is really archaic…”